Friday, 28 December 2012

2012 LESSONS FROM ANC INDABA: AN OVERVIEW OF ZUMA TRIUMPH, MOTLANTHE FALL AND RESURRECTION OF RAMAPHOSA

The African National Congress (ANC) recently held a week long elective conference at its birth place in Mangaung, Bloemfontein.
Like any other political gathering, the atmosphere inside the vast tent was tense, colossal and acrimonious.
In the run up to the conference, which was the 53rd of its kind since the founding of the 100 year old liberation movement, the party was divided between militant supporters of vice president of the party and the country Kgalema Motlanthe and his boss Jacob Msholozi Zuma.
The Motlanthe camp was heavily supported by expelled Youth League leader Julius Malema who was hoping for a miracle of his candidate’s triumph if he were to have any chances of returning back into the fold.
Zuma on the other hand went into the indaba a confident but cautious person. Confident because his camp had managed to secure support of powerful provinces like Kwazulu Natal, Free State, Mpumalanga, Eastern Cape and North East. While provinces like Gauteng probably the richest among all provinces), Western Cape and Limpopo did not hide their dissatisfaction with what they dubbed “Zuma problem.”
Yes, the populist politician was also cautious because he was fighting another battle for life where any crushing defeat would mean the return of his foes like Thambo Mbeki camp combined with Malema factor.
These ambitious characters would have ensured that Zuma is recalled from his seat; face corruption charges and spend most of his retirement in the corridors of court thereby rendering his admirable political career useless.
However, right from the word go, it became apparently clear that Zuma was the man of people if the chants and the singing were anything to go by.
The shrewd politician evoked the Madiba spirit when he led the 5000 member gathering into singing an old Mandela song “long walk to freedom.”
This took anybody in the room by surprise including Motlanthe himself, who had no choice but to join his close ally-turned rival into singing the freedom song. It was also an abandonment of the trademark uMshini wami (give me my machine gun) song on the part of Zuma.
If Motlanthe was a soothsayer then he was able to read the writing on the wall that he was fighting a losing war.
No wonder he decided to go broke by refusing to accept any other nomination apart from that of president. He knew his game plan had dramatically faltered and it was better for him to lose the presidential contest of the party with dignity than losing the deputy president position to high flying Ramaphosa.
Fast forward to the outcome, the Zuma slate which had names like prodigal son Cyril Ramaphosa, Dr. Zweli Mkhize, Gwede Mantashe, Jessey Duarte and Baleka Mbete won resoundingly by a 75 percent margin against Motlanthe camp’s 25 percent.
This result did not only put Zuma in a very powerful position but also it has shown that for one to survive a political storm you need to have strong roots with the grass root structures a fact respected by Zuma and ignored by Motlanthe.
Other pundits have gone to conclude that the outcome was not mainly of Zuma’s making but rather it was Motlanthe’s undoing.
Until last week Motlanthe, a former president who was stop-gap leader when Mbeki was treacherously recalled, was a shining star in South African politics as he was tipped to be the next president of the continent’s biggest economy.
But alas!! The entire glittering career seem to have gone down the sea following his sudden fall from grace and he now requires more than divine intervention if he is to bounce back as it has already been confirmed by the party leadership that the reserved politician is on his way out to  head the ANC political school.
Out of the indaba two important things happened, the fall of potential successor to Zuma and the resurrection of a man most book makers describe as the best president South Africa never had, Cyril Ramaphosa, a billionaire businessman, trained lawyer and former union activist who played a pivotal role into the release of apartheid icon Nelson Mandela.
That is how witty Zuma is; first of all he knew for him to retain the leadership of the party he needed a strong character of Ramaphosa caliber to counter the Motlanthe effect.
No wonder his camp was nervous as Ramaphosa was reportedly not willing to take on his long time comrade until last minute when it was all clear that the fight was heading for a real showdown.
For starters, Ramaphosa is not new to South African politics. He was handpicked by Mandela to be his successor in around 1997 only for him to be cravenly thwarted by Mbeki lobbyists.
He has not been heard since then until recently when he was implicated in the Marikana tragedy where he is shareholder of the mining company where 34 protesting miners were shot dead by the police.
Despite such a scandal, his rise to the second most powerful position of the party, not only has it made him the leader in waiting but it also signifies the comeback of a man who spent close to two decades in wilderness where he has been strategizing on how he would make a political return while making billions in the private sector.
Without being novice but it is all clear that while Zuma has consolidated his political stamina, he has also managed a leeway for seamless transition whenever he decides to call it quits.
All this is supposed to teach our local politicians one or two political lessons that no matter how hard you fall, still it is the way you pick yourself up that is important.
Say for instance, if Ramaphosa had decided to form his own political party soon after he was frustrated by the Mbeki camp in 1997, definitely the powerful ANC delegates wouldn’t have had the trust in him again.
 The way Ramaphosa has played his politics over the years is in sharp contrast to what our own political prostitutes behave. Just imagine, when news was all over that late Bingu wa Mutharika had collapsed and was admitted to Kamuzu Central hospital (of all places) several DPP die hards as well as cabinet ministers at the time rushed to Zodiak radio to declare their defection to the ruling Peoples Party, really?
This is a behavior as voters we should not tolerate and we can demonstrate our discontent by punishing such politicians through the ballot, yes making them see red on the voting day because they take our precious vote for a ride.
But here is a man who has devoted his entire life to serving his nation in various capacities both in government and private sector and he has always maintained high pedigree of principled life.  
Having resorted to playing dark room politics which is credited for manufacturing the return of Zuma in 2007 in Polokwane followed by immediate recall of Mbeki some days later, Ramaphosa is one kind of persona we must all admire and borrow a leaf from.
It is a shame that when our politicians fall from grace only a handful of them have been able to maintain same financial status. The rest end up miserably by being reduced to mere beggars in town. For Ramaphosa, his fall in 1997 was an opportunity to build an economic empower while planning ahead. This strategy has dramatically worked and I will not be surprised if political scientists on the continent part ways temporarily with their busy schedule to write a book, if not books, about “The rise, fall and resurrection of Cyril.”
I remember during my secondary school days, news was all over that Ramaphaosa (the man I have lived to admire) together with two men he convincingly defeated during the convention namely; Tokyo Sexwale and Mathews Phosa, were shamelessly accused of plotting to overthrow Mbeki in a coup plot which ended up angering the old aged Madiba.
It is reported that the South African statesman even warned his successor that his days were numbered as he had focused on waging war against fellow comrades instead of prioritizing the plight of South Africans.  
I have in mind some very few politicians who have soldiered on even when their boat has been ramshackled by whirlwind.
As we bid farewell to 2012, may the year ahead bring sanity to our politicians for once. By the way is there any good explanation why a legislator would defect from the ruling party to the opposition and vice versa six times in less than a month?
It is about time sanity prevailed among our politicians and like I said learning from the rise, fall and resurrection of Ramaphosa there is at least some solace that political tumbling is not the end of road rather it’s just a stepping stone to one’s ambitions.
God willing I will be coming up with one more wrap-up before the year ends in few days time.
All-in-all, for me, just like Zuma and Ramaphosa, the journey has not ended with triumph; it has actually just begun for the two men seen in all fairness as having many lives than a cat sharing the slate.


Tuesday, 18 December 2012

OF OUR MEN OF HONOR AND PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS


The otherwise peaceful rise of China as one of the world’s superpowers has not only taken bookmakers and everybody in it by surprise but it has also brought with it some very strange episodes.  

Today, those regarded as third world citizens are boasting of being at par with the elite as far as technology is concerned. All this, courtesy of the influx of counterfeit Chinese mobile phones on most African markets.

Until recently, what used to take primary school teacher ages of savings in order to buy an original Samsung Galaxy handset is no longer an issue. Thanks to the mighty Chinese, a mere visit to Limbe market in Blantyre today would permit you the opportunity of having an equally sophisticated gadget like the original one at 90 percent discount with added features like internet access for facebooking and dual sim-card services.

Such is the new world the South-eastern Asian giant has created. They are masters in their own art.

Stories have been told since time immemorial of Chinese shrewdness including the most famous one which alleges that the Chinese national soccer team was banned by the soccer governing body, Fifa, after it was discovered that they were fond of cheating especially during recess as they could change the entire starting eleven and technical panel without being noticed by the officiating personnel.

Another story is told of China’s renowned movie star Jack Chan who took part in look-alike contest only for him to emerge on eleventh position, the top ten list was dominated by his impersonators. Quite fascinating.

It is also the influx of the Chinese here in Africa that is said to have led to the rise in population of curvy ladies in our streets. How far true this is I’m yet to find out.

Anyway, China’s ambitious plans to become a superpower one day have seen them trying their best to dominate in every aspect of life such that they are probably the world’s largest supplier ranging from electronic gadgets to herbs.

Talking of herbs, I’m reminded of commercial adverts that feature in our daily papers about the Chinese traditional concoctions that are said to be performing miracles ranging from manhood enlargement [for whatever reasons] to boosting the immune system.

The ascendancy of Chinese products such as herbs here in Malawi has prompted locally made stuff like Thubulo and Gondolosi to be green with envy as they have seen their place; they have dominated since the time of akafula, being taken by Vukavuka, Viagra and Enzoy in that order.

I will be giving force testimony if I detest the foreign products whose sole reason of existence is to provide extra support to men with insatiable appetite for women.
It has been proven beyond doubt, so I’m meant to believe, that onc
e you take any of such stuff, the “partner-in-crime” can soldier on for at least four hours without failing your confidence.

This could be the reason therefore that one man-of-honor decided to part ways with his usual gulewamkulu charm to go for Chinese made stuff in a quest to make a 15-year-old girlfriend see red.

Unfortunately, the honorable man went bananas as he reportedly took an overdose of the lethal Viagra tablets.

No sooner than later did the descendant of the once mighty clan suffered a seizure attack or heart failure [whatever way you want to call it] but we are told he was rushed to a near-by hospital where he was treated for his condition.

This came barely years after another man-of-honor from same region was found dead in a south African hospitality room for allegedly taking one too many of the sex-enhancing-drugs.

Albeit there were other versions attached to the death as he was also a sworn enemy of the country’s most feared politician when it comes to rural science.

Let me put it on record that I have no problems with amplifying sexual performance but I will not sit down and watch a 60-year-old maniac relieving himself in a teenager young enough to be called his granddaughter.

All-in-all the Viagra scandal should serve as lesson to our men of honor who are moving all over town disgracing themselves with their zips wide open.

As for the honorable man, I think he should thank his ancestors that Malawi is not Iran, rest he would have permanently parted ways with his partner-in-crime within blink of an eye.

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

JOYCE BANDA PAYING THE PRICE FOR SIDING WITH THE 'POOR'

If people, especially the opposition and its operatives, are waking up every morning to nonchalantly express their discontent with the way Malawi leader Mrs. Joyce Banda is doing her business of running affairs of the country, it is not because they have best interest or solutions to the problems Malawi is facing currently rather it’s their demonic-large-than- life ego and selfishness driving them.

Ever since the president started the maize distribution campaign, the opposition has been up in arms accusing the president of wasting government money on what they call ‘petty’ and opportunistic issues.

Yes, they labeled the over 2million hunger stricken Malawians benefiting from the programme as ‘petty’ just imagine.

As if that is not enough, they have went on to declare that it is better for the president to sit down phwiiiii in her office and concentrate on solving the multi faceted economic malaise, we are currently sailing through, than reaching out to the very miserable rural people.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m speaking through experience; I have been involved in the maize and food distribution exercise in Karonga, Chitipa, Rumphi, Phalombe, Mulanje, Balaka and Mangochi.

In all the districts I have mentioned above, despite their geographical and tribal differences, they are sharing one thing in common, hunger and catastrophe.

I remember how the elderly, disabled, HIV/Aids survivors (for the sake of activists they are not patients or victims), were taking turns to recount their horrible ordeal of going to bed on empty stomach for days. Very sad indeed.

In other extreme cases, stories were told of how some lost their loved ones who were surviving on life prolonging drugs and they could no longer hold on a little while longer simply because the drug just like the local brewer Kachasu amafunika kudyela.

After giving it a thorough thought, as a true patriot, I have since come to the conclusion that those discouraging the president not to go out and about distributing relief food items are not doing it on behalf of the poor.

Our memories are still fresh of how they imposed probably the most punitive taxes in the region if not whole world, at least since the fall of Berlin wall, just to make sure that their swimming pools are refurbished at whooping amount of over MK50 million.

These are the people who had no regard for the poor people when they were in government by off-putting donors who have been aiding us since independence.

These are the people who, when the nation was crying for better living conditions, they were busy dining and wining in a marquee at the newly renamed Kamuzu Palace in the name of public lecture while the ruthless police officers were slaughtering innocent people like nobody’s business.

Yes, I agree those championing the criticism against JB by accusing her of being incompetent, brought some notable infrastructural developments courtesy of the new rising super power China.  Kudos for that.

But let me remind you also that our children and their grand children would bear the burden or feel the pinch of settling these hefty loans when we are all gone to our ancestors.

By the way, if Bingu was sincere about improving education standards by lobbying the loan agreement from the ‘generous’ Chinese government to build the Malawi University of Science and Technology (Must) I wonder why choosing Ndata and not Madetsa, Mayani, Lobi, Chilumba, MweneWenya, Nthalilre, Limbuli, Nsona, Nyezelela, Chibavi, Thakhiwa, Ngabu or settle for its original place in Lilongwe?

By virtue of moving the university next to his bravura toilet room in Ndata, Bingu demonstrated his selfish largesse.

On the phalanx of roads he pioneered, I’m telling you those roads were not meant for poor people as we are being forced to believe. They were simply put into motion as conduit to siphon billions of money as evidenced by the fact that 99.9% of those roads were or are being constructed by Mota Engil.

It is the very same Mota Engil Company which constructed everything in Ndata estate including Bingu’s final resting place, wow!!!

For whatever reasons why Mota did that but the truth is lying by the side of Bingu’s casket.

Take for instance the Zomba-JaLi-Chitakale-Phalombe road, only a fool can believe that it was targeting my fellow poor Lhomwes in the belt.

If you have time, take the Chiradzulu-Phalombe road and see for yourself how many warehouses and maize mills have already been erected or are under construction?

Don’t stop there but go on and ask who owns those imposing buildings? Your guess is as good as mine.

How about the Khulubvi highway along the Lower shire? Was it really meant for the vulnerable Senas or one of the ever-politically-connected –ruling-elite wanted easy transportation of his herd of cattles to the commercial city? On this one your guess is nowhere near mine.

In all the examples I have cited, I’m convinced beyond any grain of doubt that the country’s elite have no heart for the poor masses and they don’t care whether we exist or not. That is why they are all over town busy fighting the president so that she stops siding with the common people.

Another indicting example to prove that those raising up their colossal voice against Madam President are selfish and greed, is the recent fuel shortage [or let’s just say the petrol and diesel shortage] because no one, I mean nobody, has ever mentioned about the scarcity of paraffin.

Not because the commodity is available on the market but because it is commonly used by the poor in the villages and nobody has dared to mention about it because the rich capitalists simply don’t care about us like JB does.

The only time these noise makers [murderers] need us [poor people] is either during elections or there is a cockroach in their wardrobe.

Did I hear someone mentioning that they also need us when their expensive vehicles are stuck in the mud or they have a flat tire? I guess so.

So stop bluffing about the president and her personal involvement in the maize distribution, she simply cares for her people; that’s why she is moving around in order to simply value their agony and join them by sharing the little she has in these tough times.

What is interesting is that the murderous-attention-seekers are nowhere mentioning the role the department of disaster management and preparedness is playing in complimenting the president’s concerted efforts to ease the pain on the poor.

To them, they look at JB’s initiative as political aimed at gaining mileage; who can fault that after all the poor are the biggest Electoral College on the land. 

They wouldn’t give a damn if they hear stories of people dying of hunger. Wait a minute is it because they have killed enough innocent souls in their lifetime in rather bizarre and horrific circumstances so much that they would treat hunger related deaths as matter of fate? I hope that is not the case.

All-in-all it is now a known fact that the many sins of JB, as alleged by her critics, are coming in open because she is always there for the poor even if they don’t need her.

But what do you benefit from living a life than benefiting mankind? Benefiting those that have nowhere to sleep, no nothing to put in their stomach? It has to be emphasized that Malawi has no space to contain selfish egos whose is always to hurt the poor.

If you have legitimate issues bring them to the poor we will see how to sort you out and stop your cheap conspiracy which is aimed at chopping the generous hand of JB so that she stops feeding her people. That thinking is worse that cancer. The patriot rests his case for now!!!!!!